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var header = '<html><head><title>The Worst Virus Ever - BreakTheChain.org</title><LINK Rel="stylesheet" TYPE="text/css" HREF="_includes/style.css"></head><body><div id="adblock"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/breakthechain/"><img src="_images/storeban2.jpg" alt="&nbsp;" /></a></div><div id="content"><div id="tagline">Stop junk e-mail and misinformation.</div><h1><img src="_images/logo.jpg" alt="BreakTheChain.org Logo" />BreakTheChain.org</h1><div id="topnav"><a href="index.html">Home</a> <a href="about.html">About</a> <a href="feedback.html">Contact</a> <a href="faq.html">FAQ</a> <a href="http://chnbrkr.blogspot.com/">Blog</a> <a href="library.html">Library</a> <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/breakthechain" style="border-right: 0;">Gift Shop</a></div><table summary="formatting" style="width: 100%; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: 0;"><tr><td id="left"><div id="sitesearch"><form method="get" action="http://search.atomz.com/search/"><input class="text" name="sp-q" style="width: 9em;"><INPUT TYPE="submit" value=" Search " class="button"><input type=hidden name="sp-a" value="sp1001aaa2"></FORM></div><div id="navcontainer"><ul id="navlist"><li><a href="aa.html">Armchair Activism</a></li><li><a href="jk.html">Halfwit Humor</a></li><li><a href="pi.html">Picture Imperfect</a></li><li><a href="pp.html">Political Ponderings</a></li><li><a href="rb.html">Real, But...</a></li><li><a href="ro.html">Rent-An-Opinion</a></li><li><a href="kd.html">Sick &amp; Missing Kids</a></li><li><a href="sn.html">Something for Nothing</a></li><li><a href="ss.html">Spam &amp; Scams</a></li><li><a href="yh.html">To Your Health</a></li><li id="active"><a href="vw.html" id="current">Virus Warnings</a></li><li><a href="gj.html">The Grab Bag</a></li></ul></div><div id="adblock3"><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/breakthechain/"><img src="_images/storesky4.jpg" alt="Gift Shop" /></a></div></td><td id="right"><h2>The Worst Virus (Warning) Ever!</h2><p><strong>Date Added:</strong> Today<br/><strong>Last Updated:</strong> Tomorrow</p><p>Although it exhibits all the signs of a hoax, this warning could very well be legitimate and may foretell the end of the Internet as we know it! Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of... well, you know.</p><div class="chain">';

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